Judge escorted from court in straight-jacket after “brain snap” and suddenly inventing ‘sexsomnia’.

Proof women like to lie.

The ‘Lying Down Game’, or ‘Extreme Lying Down’ don’t roll off the tongue like ‘Planking’. Well done to those guys from Adelaide who coined the term.

Richard Wilkins’ son secures lead in ‘Barbie 2’. Studio execs say Trans Actors are “money in the bank” after one nabs 13 Oscar nominations.

Neo-nazi complains of starvation after being released from custody in Adelaide. “It was like being in a concentration camp!”

Aryan Superman Club CEO furious at slipping standards. “It’s hard to convince people that we are the Master Race, when we got guys who look like they’re on chemo.”

You inevitably wake up a minority in your own country. Which of the two new major parties will you vote for? (Like it matters😆)

Aussie Neo-nazis start welcoming minorities, after securing Diversity Funding.

All the main characters in Madagascar (2005) have hair, except for Gloria.

This is not meant disrespectfully, because I don’t want to die. But how many guys are needed to carry the coffin of ‘The Punisher’?

The only thing she hasn’t tried is her own Meghan Markle app!

What happened after the movie?

I’m in trouble…

Execs at Coca Cola’s headquarters in Adelaide were very happy with their ‘Feel The Curves’ campaign in the mid 80’s. This poster appeared everywhere in SA (and elsewhere). But then they enlarged the image to put on Coke’s trucks, and someone noticed…

Sam Abdulrahim Fatally Shot Dead in Melbourne Parking Lot: White Porsche Linked to Crime

University Professor says humane killing of the breeding stock is required to maintain sustainable levels of Neo-nazis after recent population explosion in Adelaide.

In 1979, Mad Max shocked audiences with its graphic violence in a mainstream (but R) film. The carnage was basically replicating the experiences of the director George Miller. Dr Miller treated the victims of road crashes prior to his Mad Max days.

Anyone interested in ‘Durry Club?’ A place to smoke freely and without judgement? Female toilets are available for menthol smokers as well. No vapers permitted.

Victorian Emergency Services and Fire Authorities had multiple orgasms over US fires in LA. Many high ranking Vic labor govt appointed bureaucrats ready for more spectacular orgasms next week with Summer weather heating up the state. I'm literally shaking, will I have an orgasm?

I love the scene where Peter pushes Bonnie against the wall and does her lunch.

Pandering at its finest

Not a single Indigenous person to be found in a sea of inner city white people leading this culture war

Local psychic is dodging my calls.

Think of those cool bad kids who had Old school CD burners (I don't know if this is one pictured but I remember seeing one that looked vaguely like this)

Will I go to hell for laughing at the Towelie ad?