A woman in labor yelled: “Shouldn’t, Wouldn’t, Couldn’t, Can’t!”
My son was chewing on electrical cords so i had to ground him...
Stocks eventually go up. Right ?
Neil Degrasse Tyson stood up against injustice with a sign in his yard that read…
Is there any real reason to put down more than 20%?
What do you think about Facebook planning to lay off 5% of all its employees?
I mean, come on!!!
That calendar needs to be thrown out
HAPPENING NOW: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Keynote at CES 2025
Is now a good time to buy? Please advise? I have money I want to invest.
How did you wrap your mind around 20-30k property taxes?
Man tried to sell me a coffin…
Should I climb down or leap off?
Richest of the world!
Easiest way to make $1 Million in the stock market…
I got over my snowman melting…
I’m planning to buy a rental property in Mountain View downtown area
If you can’t stomach $200K lose in 3 months you shouldn’t be investing
Navigation is telling me to take a left…
Wife is so mad at me because I have a poor sense of direction…
My wife texted me this morning and said, “Your great”. I replied, “No, you’re great”. She’s been in a great mood ever since.
Genie tells Americans: "Free healthcare or gun control, I will fulfill your wish". Americans chose:
I saw a midget climb down the side of a prison wall and thought…
I think I just meet the terminator at the grocery store…
Configured Alexa to talk like a teenager.
