It's a me... I'm a broken...
Which knight designed the round table?
Breaking!
What do you call a bear that can do anything?
Why do accountants dress so formal in the office?
I took the tree surgeon entrance exam
What do you say to someone worrying about their water bill?
Did you know that your eyelids are made up of the same skin as foreskin?
Getting drunk
When a doctor needs healing,
Did you hear about the two geometry teachers that are dating?
How do birds plan their holidays?
Once dated a girl who lived in a house boat
Common sense hack:
A shovel
Imagine a naked bear, struggling to carry a box of ball bearings, with a wheel bearing on top
Well I was going to post a joke on here about time travel....
If a blackbird has black babies, and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
Egg-cellent Heist
Two eggs were in a pot of boiling water.
What did the math teacher say to the student that was cold?
