Nob Hill Gazette's "Most Eligible" for '25

I only read the Nob Hill gazette for laughs, and because the price is right (it gets dumped only my building stoop every month, for free).

Reading about how a certain older, traditional "high society" views itself is amusing. Like, did you know we have debutante balls in SF?

That said, for your enjoyment, I give you the most eligible singles of the city. (I spy a certain right wing crime-alarmist on the list.)