Strangest thing you have been told off for?

My manager had a go at me for wearing a variety of hats on different days, haha! Wooly Xbox hat for proper cold, tweed flat cap every other day because YORKSHIRE! And a leather cowboy hat for rain and sun.

I told him I’m not done, soon I will dig out the festive novelty snowman top hat! (I have a large head and I am offended that it fits perfectly). I also have a Fez and a bucket hat that says “please be patient, I have autism”

Edit. It wasn’t a proper telling off, someone at the depo asked about “the guy who wears a flat cap” and he has no idea because I was in cowboy hat all week.