Senator proposes bill to ban masturbation 😆

As an exmormon, this made my day. The senator is open that this is a satirical bill, meant to shed light on abortion bans. Could you imagine a world where masturbation is illegal and punishable? Oh wait…

From the article: “The bill… would make it unlawful for ‘a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.’ It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.”