I’m in trouble…

I asked my wife to pick up some toothpaste on her way home from work this arvo. Didn’t specify which toothpaste, ya know. Anyhoo, I come home to find a packet of “advanced whitening” on my bathroom counter. Firstly, which dingbat actually thinks this stuff could brighten my winnie blue smile. More importantly, I think my wife wants me to be more white? Could be overthinking this, but with Aussie day just past, I’m putting two and two together - na mean? Whatda yous think?

I asked my wife to pick up some toothpaste on her way home from work this arvo. Didn’t specify which toothpaste, ya know. Anyhoo, I come home to find a packet of “advanced whitening” on my bathroom counter. Firstly, which dingbat actually thinks this stuff could brighten my winnie blue smile. More importantly, I think my wife wants me to be more white? Could be overthinking this, but with Aussie day just past, I’m putting two and two together - na mean? Whatda yous think?