There's more to life than Dick's

Can’t afford to travel, but my mouth yearns to taste the world. Can anyone recommend good Seattle-area restaurants where any of these items are on the menu?

 
    • beef wellington

    • borscht

    • chicken gizzards

    • frog legs

    • hossenfeffer

    • kishka

    • lengua (tongue)

    • piroshki

    • pork brains scrambled with eggs

    • scrapple

    • turtle soup

    • Welsh rarebit

    • wilted lettuce salad (where the lettuce is supposed to be wilted)

 
Yes, I'm serious, but you don't have to be.