Here's whats going to happen with the Canada tariffs

Canada announces some "new" border control measures (which will just be repackaged versions of existing policies).

Trump claims victory, saying his tariffs forced Canada to crack down on border security and fentanyl.

The tariffs get lifted, or at least reduced, allowing trade to resume without any major disruption.

Republicans are like "fuck yeah based Trump got the goods suck it canada"

Everyone else will be like "wtf just happened?"